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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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(via smamami)
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what
omg…well my childhood is ruined…
WTF
And my friend said I look like her.What.What.What.Why is iCarly stripping.What.
This is what this world has come to
Wait…what???
ohmygod please tell me this isn’t real
(Source: cosgrovinators)
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(Source: berryandbeautiful, via nakedhermione)
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(via holymotherofrowling)
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one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
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(Source: dailyfunpictures, via nobody-will-break-you)
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(Source: mullingariansexgod, via nobody-will-break-you)
