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dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

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beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

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jallbait:

"whats cooking good looking"

"meth"

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thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

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reyairia:

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

wow what’s this a cartoon that accurately depicts the bull going after the movement and not the color that’s gr8

reyairia:

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

wow what’s this a cartoon that accurately depicts the bull going after the movement and not the color that’s gr8

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spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

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orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

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how to win someone over: by shakira

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halesyeah:

Oh, the way she feels about me has changed
Thanks for playing, try again.
How could I forget?
Mama said, “Think before speaking”
No filter in my head
Oh, what’s a boy to do
I guess he better find one

So maybe I try too hard
But it’s all because of this desire
Just wanna be liked
Just wanna be funny
Looks like the joke’s on me
So call me “Captain Backfire”

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