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bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

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officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

(via asian)

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Anonymous said: nyan!! happy birthday daddy!! =^w^= *cums on your silly pickle birthday cake!!!!* hehehehheehe!!!!!!!

koyohmi:

WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THE POLICE

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xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

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buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

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noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world"

— Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

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The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

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queercapulets:

so i jumped on a certain bandwagon

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kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

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britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

(Source: captbritain, via asian)