Anonymous said: nyan!! happy birthday daddy!! =^w^= *cums on your silly pickle birthday cake!!!!* hehehehheehe!!!!!!!
WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THE POLICE
it should be my birthday everyday
you would be very old
what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday
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"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world"
— Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)
The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
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